THE TYPES OF GIRLS I LIKE
(A) Blondes under the age of 23 with the biggest possible knockers you can hold in your hands. *dryly* These are not exactly frequent on the social landscape, and are kinda contested for.
(B) Non-white girls. Nothing beats variety, and a little negro and chink pussy-slits for their weird cultural habits (aggressive “tsch-mouth clicking” Caribbean jungle bunnies and screwy hee-hee-hee Oriental inanities) make for an interesting change of affairs. But only as a minority dish on the buffet of titties and rarely if ever for breeding. Not a priority.
If you’re a cute or hot chick (I like both) who’d like to join my sex group and doesn’t demand love, please e-mail me at email@example.com with some pics of you containing my name written on a handwritten sign in black marker.
Otherwise, if you’re a reasonably interesting guy, drop me a line at same. We’ll talk.
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